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If your entry makes it online, you will be given credit for the submission if you include your full name (verifiable).]
The Do's and Don'ts of Dos Santos Online's Joke of the Day:
DO:
Try to be funny!
Tell me if you want your name printed!
DON'T:
Don't send in jokes that are offensive in terms of race and/or gender.
Don't shy away from anything controversial, although you should keep in mind the above Don't.
Jokes that are likely to offend many people will not make it on this page.
Don't be offended if your joke doesn't get posted. Sometimes the best terms and screws ups of the Day get rejected for reasons that cannot (all) be listed here..